RULE 5. Yes, I am this shameless.
Not an Erin Andrews peephole video. I repeat, not the video of Erin Andrews, a reporter for ESPN. Neither is it Andrea McNulty. There are no Sarah Palin photos. No CBO analysis of ObamaCare. Absolutely no discussion of Henry Louis Gates Jr either.
Yes, I went there. Instead, I am going with a classic Southern Belle and fellow University of Alabama alum.